727 in idea barrages

  • July 27, 2016, 3:16 a.m.
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1.) The Ghostbusters make a political stand against discorporate personhood.

2.) All or nothing usually gets you nothing.

3.) When 900 percent humidity you have reached, feel as good you will not, hm?

4.) Psychics compete in premonition derbies.

5.) Change doesn’t always come in one election cycle in democracy, it’s a bitch but it keeps things relatively stable through changes.

6.) Some people have anecdotes, I have manicdotes, it’s my Thing.

7.) If you own a sex shop and you aren’t holding a sale called “The Dong Days Of Summer” right now, you’re missing out.

8.) It appears David Duke has been withered by his use of The Dark Side down into something like the zombie of a blind cave fish.

9.) You can’t be neutral on a moving train. Trump’s fascism is the train and we have to actively derail it.

10.) Tutu said if an elephant is stepping on a mouse & you say you’re neutral the mouse will not care that you voted for Jill Stein. (paraphrase)

11.) Promoting your fishing store requires a lot of click bait.

12.) It really really sucks that the government transparency movement has been hijacked by anti-semites and agents of Putin but… here we are.

13.) When you stop your subscription on youtube, it shouldn’t be call “unsubscribe” it should be called “snubscribe”.

14.) Hipster ninjas don’t say “hi-YA!” they say “I-KEA!”

15.) If you had a line of cosmetics based on science fiction classics, Isaac Asimov’s Foundation would sell pretty well.

16.) One thing I’ve learned is that vigorously tilting at idiosyncratic windmills is the same as apathy. Do the good work there is to do.

17.) If I ever start an all Kryptonian Billy Joel cover band, I’ll call ‘em Billy Jor-El.

18.) Literally breaking the glass ceiling in the video presentation. So corny it flipped the dial to awesome. Well-done.


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