petite barrage in idea barrages

1.) If your He-Man/Darkwing Duck crossover doesn’t involve Skeletor calling him “Dorkwing DUNCE”, I mean, who are you fooling, it will.

2.) A cameo by Kriss Kross in your horror movie is the very definition of a jump scare.

3.) Your goth bar will be called “Nightclub on Elm Street”.

4.) If you code for computers, that’s a great way to contextualize the “basic bitches” memetic into “BASIC, bitches!”

5.) Getting a whole bunch of people to help you fund your religious hoax is known as shroudsourcing.

6.) Seduction by rapping to that DMX song “sex, gonna give it to ya, sex gonna give it to ya” doesn’t USUALLY work. But occasionally, maybe!

7.) The man in the striped shirt finally has his existential crisis. “Why’s Waldo?” he asked.

8.) dear Mike, maybe instead of staying up trying to have ideas that won’t come, go to sleep and have some tomorrow. regards, Mike