722 in idea barrages

1.) Next year will be the 20th anniversary of Austin Powers impressions being totally played-out. How the time flies!

2.) If I were Idris Elba’s agent, I’d have him talk about “his sister Jessica” in television interviews, just to mess with people.

3.) Every language imagines the onomatopoeia of dog and cat sounds differently yet they all work. Step outside your language, imagine new ones.

4.) The myth “Pygmalion” was about a gay sculptor who created a female statue so beautiful it made him straight & came to life. Greece is WEIRD.

5.) Yes, the Trump candidacy would be hilariously entertaining as a WWF/soap story line. But for God’s sake, people, THIS IS REAL LIFE.

6.) Maybe the Star Wars prequels HAD to be terrible because they were Lucas’ premonition of our terrible Trump future.

7.) If the fascists do take hold, at least they left large swaths of my generation with economically nothing left to lose by opposing them.

8.) There will be LESS dumb hats for the Democrats but there will still be MANY MANY dumb hats.