sittin' on 714 in idea barrages

1.) Internet, you made Chewbacca Mom famous, it is now your mission to go through Pokemon Go videos and find a Poke-Mom.

2.) Sometimes in the middle of “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” I’ll mishear a lyric about “the girl with colitis” and be briefly confused.

3.) I wonder when Tarantino will do an adaptation of Cinderella, just to finally go all in on his foot fetish.

4.) Torrenting Terry Gilliam films is Munchausen’s-By-Proxy-Server.

5.) If Schwarzenegger ever proposes marriage again, he should say “Live with me if you want to come”.

6.) You don’t get to disagree with someone’s humanity or with their rights as humans. Your wealth or faith do not allow you that, ever.

7.) Ke$ha had damned well better call her autobiography “Memoirs of a Ke$ha”.

8.) Some of us dream of tornadoes, some of our dreams ARE tornadoes, some of us sleep under shadows, some of us wrestle the shadows in sleep.

9.) A horror host show that’s hosted by ghoulish royalty called THE PUBLIC DOMINION would be fun.

10.) Punctuation will set us free. “No future” becomes “No, future!” so easily.

11.) Say Gertrude Stein as though it were one word, out loud, and imagine that glorious thing, Gertrudestein’s Monster.

12.) Some people are attracted to the emotionally unavailable. Vulcans are attracted to the unemotionally available.

13.) Internet, you still haven’t given us a version of the credits to MARTIN with George RR Martin cut into it.

14.) When police refuse to protect events where the participants have protested police violence, how are those cops not fired on the spot?

15.) I miss how on the old PRICE IS RIGHT some of the music cue carts were so old you’d hear them warp a little.

16.) Oh Lord, when Suicide Squad comes out, we’re gonna get some terrible “squad goals” hash-tags, aren’t we.

17.) Day 2 of working out at the city pool: now the leg cramps begin…

18.) You people are fine with folks muttering to themselves looking for invisible monsters in public places when you call it “church”.

19.) If you go to the Running Of The Bulls, you may come back with the Human Pamplona Virus.

20.) holy whoa/we’re gonna have to stain those halos/if we wanna make it through tomorrow/holy whoa, holy whoa