convenience barrage in idea barrages

1.) You gotta be doing good because no one else will do it for you, a wise man just told me.

2.) If you’re ever fighting a rock monster in a fantasy game, take the opportunity you have to yell “parry masonry!”

3.) I should’ve known that it was Tesla’s birthday. There were signs, signs, everywhere there were signs.

4.) If my Photoshop skills were better, I’d definitely sub Han, Luke, Chewie and Leia over the Beatles for a “Rubber Solo” album cover.

5.) If you think about it, a wedding or the AM radio, either way a lightning storm with mess with the reception.

6.) Some of us have issues, some it speaks volumes for, some of us have ideas to which we’re subscribed, some just get Life, some are alive.

7.) Madonna’s “Holiday” and Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” would mash up perfectly and you damned well know it.

8.) If you turn on the local soft hits radio station, dude, you’re gettin’ Adele.

9.) Cell phone, self-own, cell phone, self-own, cell phone, self-own, cell phone, self-own.

10.) The story of guys from two rival frats falling in forbidden love, BROMEO AND JULIAN. Someone do this.

11.) PowerPoint led to a lack of transparency in business meetings.

12.) Cleaning the bedroom is so often a vanity project.