710 in idea barrages

  • July 10, 2016, 3:58 p.m.
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1.) LA was bad for me because it was perfect. NYC was perfect for me because in a lot of ways it was bad. Only with time do we learn things.

2.) It’s just that some of our dreams had a bigger lead on us, is all, and have to run on for a long time.

3.) With each occurrence of precipitation, the precipitation is nearly valueless currency from an imagined land of promise.

4.) A parody of “Foxy Lady” about Moxie soda isn’t my worst idea, I guess, just kinda obscure.

5.) A mash-up of “Midnight Rider” and Beck’s “Loser” would go surprisingly well.

6.) Is Carrie Underwood the pop country singer that I always confuse with Taylor Swift? Blandness blurs together easily for me.

7.) A series of lies about your ability as a dumpling maker is a fibbin’ gnocchi sequence.

8.) It is a saner version of running around taking pictures of things that aren’t there than “Ghost Investigations” so I’m for it.


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