627 in idea barrages

1.) The only upside to this election cycle is watching libertarians and Ivy League conservatives admit that all the GOP has left is race-hate.

2.) The Marcy Playground parody in my head with the line “I smell sex and Andy Dick” is of course too horrible to complete.

3.) When writing BTTF2, they realized the sleaziest still-legal thing to do was to own a casino. Nowadays, people VOTE for that guy.

4.) If you write a show about a guy who gets bitten by a helicopter and becomes a werecopter, you better call it WEREAIRWOLF.

5.) Your agreement to endorse kaopectate is a binding contract.

6.) Skeletor/Beastman 2016 - Make Eternia Great Again

7.) Convince yourself that you saved the world by not doing something stupid and now the universe owes you a second act.

8.) What VH-1 never mentioned was that the Eighties never loved you back.

9.) Bagel orders that can be misconstrued as claims to mental health: “Everything’s fine”.

10.) The most popular sitcom on Tatooine was “My Two Suns”.

11.) It would be better if they were The Twee Party instead. They wouldn’t yell racist stuff, they’d quietly listen to Belle and Sebastian.

12.) Not only would “Good” by Better Than Ezra and “Glycerine” by Bush mash-up perfectly, it would be the most 90s thing ever.