615 in idea barrages

1.) I am livid with this country this culture with the excuses livid with the whole goddamn thing. Cowboy fairytales are put above our lives.

2.) Using Velveeta in your fondue is a fondon’t.

3.) If you’re making a zombie surfers movie and you don’t call it BEACH BODIES, you’re doing it wrong.

4.) Swimmers tend to congregate at dive bars.

5.) Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer ended up as a fishing derby judge because he was so well known at Rankin-Bass.

6.) An art history essay about food-inspired sculpture could be a crepe-paper crepe paper.

7.) Dear Mark Ruffalo, please have Banner make a Mr. Ed/”the Norse are the Norse, of course, of course” joke in Thor: Ragnarok.

8.) John Carradine, the walking guarantee that the film you are about to see will either be amazingly good or amazingly bad.