614 in idea barrages

1.) When even hope has been exhausted, love can rise up and take back the day. Love is the closest thing we have to the miraculous.

2.) Twitter is a place where you go to tell thousands of total strangers that you are an introvert.

3.) At the end of CITIZEN KHAN they realize his final word “KAAAAARK!” was in reference to Captain Kirk. “Oh yeah, that’s right, he hated Kirk.”

4.) The question of how The Incredible Mister Limpet’s glasses stayed on his nose when underwater haunts me to this day.

5.) At a certain point Hamburger Helper just becomes Hamburger Enabler and you have to ask yourself if you’re Hamburger Codependent.

6.) In the updated version, the other reindeer show their disdain by constantly inviting Rudolph to join them in terrible facebook games.

7.) The poetry buffet is all-you-can-yeats.

8.) If you’re a rapper from Ithaca and your name isn’t iThicka, you’d doing it wrong.

9.) Hey! We found my Newhouse diploma! Hey… it has a pen test mark on it… how appropriate.

10.) The highest value for the lowest cost is the difference between normal q-tips with a paper stick and an utterly useless plastic stick q-tip.

11.) They really missed out on casting Cranston in the Rocky Horror remake and calling it BREAKING BRAD.

12.) A Dr Who/Trek crossover where Wesley & River battle Mudd’s fembots corrupted by the Cybermen could be called WHINE WOMEN & SONG.