62 in idea barrages

1.) BDSM golf is one of the few times it’s good to be sub-par.

2.) In the nightmare last night, I was at a convention, I was drugged, everything I had was stolen & my hotel room was commandeered for an orgy.

3.) In certain formulations, the phrase “yours truly” comes off as paranoid that everyone thinks you’re a liar.

4.) If the “Free Parking” space in Star Wars Monopoly isn’t “Free Tarkin” I sure as hell won’t play.

5.) I think my new default sub title for a sequel is no longer “Electric Boogaloo” or “Judgement Day”. It is now “Rise Of The Silver Surfer”.

6.) I will never judge someone for having tattoos but I reserve the right to judge people for having a really DUMB tattoo.

7.) Name your sports channel PPD to confuse people into thinking every game on there is postponed.

8.) THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL 2: THIS TIME, IT’S PERCIVAL

9.) Multilingual vegans are, of course, doomed to the dreaded “Yo, soy milk!”/”Yo soy Milk!” confusion.

10.) I’m past being sad on school shootings I’m past being numb too. I’m ENRAGED our society cares more about their cock-replacements than lives.

11.) The last day I didn’t have at least eight ideas to put into my journal of idea barrages for later writing use was January 25th. I may be struggling to find steady work but I am hardly idle.

12.) If you believe that an online quiz can say a lot about you then that says a lot about you.

13.) I hope there’s a Canadian police procedural called “Law and Order: Exhibit Eh”.

14.) If you created a wrestling podcast called iSlam, you could probably troll the hell out of people bigoted against Muslims with it.