529 in idea barrages

1.) The Marvel movies are really just shills for Big Schwarma.

2.) The difficulty with casting calls is you can never tell when they were genuinely being positive and when they were just being nice.

3.) There’s a lot of amazing women and men in the world and sadly at lot of them are with people who think they can do better.

4.) Your post-punk band will be called “Sid & Nancy Krofft”.

5.) The proper response to “Don’t I know you from somewhere?” is “HU-MANS HAVE CALLED ME MANY NAMES, DOWN THROUGH THE AGES”.

6.) Baron Trumkonnen is all “MAKE ARRAKIS GREAT AGAIN”.

7.) I’ve never stabbed myself with a steak knife but I imagine it would be more pleasant than camping.

8.) You aren’t a real cover band if you don’t have a terrible cover of AMERICAN GIRL. If you do a GOOD cover of it, they take your union cards!