528 in idea barrages

1.) May you live a life where the phrase “a side piece” only applies to the edges of jigsaw puzzles.

2.) If you’re next in line to check DUNE out of the library, you have mua-dibs.

3.) Disneyland Tokyo contains The Mouse of the Rising Sun.

4.) I explained the stinger at the end of X-Men to the people left in the theatre. Might not always be USEFUL stuff but I know stuff.

5.) Your yogacore band will be called Chakra Khan.

6.) You know what will be even bigger than the George Foreman Grill? The Michael Fassbender Bass-Finder.

7.) If you get a Vat19 tattoo is that a vattoo?

8.) I feel bad for the Mennonites who get a bad name by getting confused with “Mens’ Rights Activists”.