526 in idea barrages

1.) I don’t think what’s past is prologue, though that’s close to truth. What’s past was effective first-act character building.

2.) Some of us can’t just fall asleep when our heads hit the pillows, not like you sheet-seeking missiles you.

3.) The fear that you’re a fraud & will eventually be exposed for living in a glass case at CVS is Impostor Fragrance Syndrome.

4.) Oh Ellio’s Frozen Pizza-Like Slab. “Not intended for microwave”. You… you have no idea what you ARE, do you.

5.) If more people knew the concept of hysterical blindness, “historical blindness” would be a great title for something.

6.) The less complicated cellphones are to use, the more complicated putting in an air conditioner becomes. This is known as Nokia’s Inverse.

7.) A twitter that tweets 364 times a year a picture of Nikola Tesla covering up some signs and once, on Christmas, links to a song on youtube.

8.) Three equally valid description-sets of my day could make me sound like an idler, an up-and-coming artist or a charming local eccentric.