519 in idea barrages

1.) Intellect is knowing something’s wrong. Wisdom is seeing whether to turn it around or burn it down.

2.) Let’s face it, even a trace amount of Mackle was too much to begin with, let alone more.

3.) Grandma Moses timed it out right, by the time fame would’ve left her only being able to paint about being famous, she was long dead.

4.) In my dream, I was in a bus station in Chicago slowly realizing that I was dead and it was limbo, waiting on where I was going to go.

5.) “Yeah, I’ll walk you” he said to the dog “I love you so much I’ll be inconvenienced by you. I’ll leave the inside of my head for you.”

6.) I guess the good news is if obsessives are making their childhood movies weirdly sacrosanct, they’re too busy to be religious extremists.

7.) If you’re considering min-maxing a D&D character to be all INT & CHA without the WIS to back it up, look to my life as the argument against.

8.) Your nerd-rock band will be named The Violent Fremen.

9.) “I wonder what I’m blocking out” is not a healthy reaction to generally positive feelings. Gotta stop letting people make me feel like that.

10.) Big stagey “studio audience” line deliveries for single-camera sitcoms: you’re not doing it right.

11.) If a Star Trek replicator was going slow that day, we could legitimately say they were buffering succotash.

12.) The new Star Trek trailer promises to have characters in it. In other words, it won’t be a Transformers movie, at least.

13.) New law: if you play televised basketball, you gotta shave your underarms fastidiously.

14.) Name your headaches like weathermen name storms. This one is Headache George. Next one’ll be Hazel.