510 in idea barrages

1.) Going through the toy cut-out bins after Phantom Menace, he thought “Watto Watto everywhere but thank God no damn Binks”.

2.) “Tofurkey… has put me… off my lunch” is a good start to a John Lennon parody, I guess.

3.) Start a health insurance company for the non-religious called Infidelis.

4.) Create a character that fights with a war hammer, high damage but low risk of an exceptional strike. Say “too legit to crit” a lot.

5.) I wonder how often Big Tobacco laments that they can’t team up with LucasDisney and market Chewbacco to kids.

6.) I’m a bad news nerd in that I always get Attn. General Loretta Lynch, country singer Loretta Lynn and MASH star Loretta Swit all mixed up.

7.) “I was born in the wrong time” and “I missed my period” could mean the exact same thing and yet they don’t.

8.) My insurance only covered regular new glasses so my folks were kind enough to offer to help with the extra expense of transition lenses. Thank you so much Pa and Ma.