56 in idea barrages

1.) Eventually deconstruction was hollowed out, lost the mission to learn why, became a way to repackage the same old crap while feeling clever.

2.) I want to paint Ollie’s Serestro flea collar yellow & call it his Sinestro collar but no poodle mix will “inspire great fear”.

3.) One advantage to Hillary I suppose is she’ll play dirty as balls w/ Trump, Bernie’s main weakness is total reliance on his high-road brand.

4.) One side effect of the electrical problem last week: I now know what spoiled venison smells like. Didn’t need to know that.

5.) Am I the only one who realizes it’s weird that Fish Fry Friday comes right after Throw Back Thursday?

6.) “but they don’t know how magnets work/they’re just science denying jerks/what they don’t know know know/could fill the Orange Bo-o-owl”

7.) Name your Star Wars themed nerd-rock band “Bachman-Turner Hyperdrive”.

8.) Set up a whole roleplaying game campaign to trick one of your players into saying “let’s kill two bards with one throne”.

9.) Next time a “men’s rights activist” tries to troll you, just keep calling him “Adolf Twitler” until he logs off to play WoW.

10.) I wanna take all the chihuahua dogs abandoned by rich ladies in L.A. & have them draw my sled en masse down Wilshire to shame said richies.