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1.) On the off-chance you write a scientific paper on insect die-offs, entitling it “Plight of the Bumblebee” is your civic duty.

2.) I somehow accidentally clicked the button on facebook that changes the language and for a minute there, I thought I’d had some kind of bizarre stroke. It took a disturbingly long time to find the English button again through the incomprehensible text. Perhaps this is a metaphor regarding my life.

3.) The ad said it was made of “super-absorbent micro-fibers” or, in English, “cloth”.

4.) The parts of Vegas functionally abandoned after the housing bubble burst would be a great place to film a zombie or post-plague flick.

5.) Build an entire RPG campaign just to trick one of the players into yelling “buff the magic dragon!” Bonus points if it lives by the sea.

6.) By the end, those who seek public office for prestige can end up doing more terrible things than those who wanted it to do terrible things.

7.) Step 1: Create a jousting simulation game. Step 2: Name it “Barns & Nobles”. Step 3: Several rounds of hilarious litigation.

8.) If you don’t mind mispronouncing a little bit, the best name for your punk band is “Blue Oyster Foucault”.