418 in idea barrages

1.) The Binge Eating Disorder ad and the Taco Bell Quesdadadildo commercial back-to-back was a weird touch, Comedy Central.

2.) The worst thing about full marijuana legalization will be around tax time when all the pot shops will make “joint filing” jokes.

3.) Burlesque in Troy, technology fair in Marcy, stand-up show in Little Falls, all bookended by open mics in Utica. If you have the money and don’t mind driving a lot, there’s stuff to do around here! I… uh… I don’t mind driving a lot!

4.) Judging people on how straight their teeth are? That’s just bracist.

5.) When this van’s a rockin’, oh God, an earthquake, we’re too young to die.

6.) A book about action figure collecting called “How Stanley Got Galoob Back”.

7.) When rejecting me consider avoiding “I don’t date guys who don’t have their lives together”. Politely lie about age/weight/distance. Thanks.

8.) Imagining the banjo from the end of “Take It Easy” will dislodge any known earworm but, brother, at what a cost.

9.) A camp slasher movie that takes place at a Bible camp and ONLY the kids who “should” die live.