413 in idea barrages

1.) Don’t be an aggregator, be an aggravator.

2.) These people on youtube are always looking for subscribes but they never ask for domscribes. They’d get more action if they were versatile!

3.) Had the prequels gone over better, they were hoping for a “Chosen Ones Choose Jif” advertising tie-in.

4.) As news and satire hew closer and closer together, facebook needs some kind of farce recognition software.

5.) Name your country band “Polly Dartin” and have the logo be a parrot escaping from a cage.

6.) I like it when people call their Ear Nose and Throat doctor their “ENT” because I can imagine a giant tree shoving a branch up their nose.

7.) He replaced his tennis strings with condoms and was arrested for running a protection racket.

8.) The dog never laughs when I refer to his strange canned food as “Barky Bark and the Gunky Lunch”.

9.) Sometime you just gotta plug both the humidifier and dehumidifier in and wait for one to win.