42 in idea barrages
- April 2, 2016, 12:36 a.m.
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1.) Just lost about an hour down the internet-hole learning about late-70s tax-scam album pressings. As you do.
2.) A rhythm-based surgical simulator game would be terrible but I love the idea hooking something like OPERATION up to a XBoxOne.
3.) In the end, we’re all trapped within our minds and the only person in there is ourselves. Might as well make her or him laugh.
4.) How one positions their fb profile pic (with family, with bf/gf, at job, etc) is too telling. That’s why mine is a stack of VHS tapes now.
5.) If more knew how a “dallah” is a kind of Middle Eastern coffee pot, I could write one hell of a “all you need is a dollar and a dream” joke.
6.) Only good thing to be said of April Fools: at least people will be sharing hoaxes on purpose as opposed to out of ignorance & momentum.
7.) An ear/nose/throat doctor, a protocologist and an OB-GYN opening up a shared office called “Wholistic Medicine”.
8.) It’s Hamburger Helper for the 21st Century and it’s called Hamburger Codependent Enabler.
9.) In the healthy food version of HALF BAKED, the line would be “Napa Cabbage, you my only friend”.
10.) Youtube content creators were like “You thought TRUMP maxed out your disappointment in humanity? Here’s our April Fools jokes!”
11.) Some day, you’ll look back on all these overdone memes wistfully and think “danks, for the memories”.
12.) It worked well in ANIMAL HOUSE but then it became a cliche that these movies about college will end in a dudebros ex machina.
13.) In certain light from certain angles, the Utica Auditorium looks like a giant marshmallow.
14.) Cats & dogs are huge on the net because they won’t become parodies of themselves once lots of people are watching, unlike us.
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