323 in idea barrages

1.) Monks communicate online via Snapchant.

2.) The idea of the US and Cuba “normalizing relations” is funny because there is no way to normalize anyone I’m related to.

3.) Man walks into a bar. Bartender says “What is this some kind of a joke?” Man says “Yes. A deconstructed one.”

4.) This is not a dream. Were this a dream, you could look down at your hands and suddenly have control. This is life, order is the illusion.

5.) The life of an artist is “I got a slot in a festival” then “I have to check my bank account to make sure I can clear the security deposit!”

6.) We can change the world to prevent more of these awful bombings but any one of us can only change it a little and hope others follow suit.

7.) James Brown was a pioneer in scrotal-transplant awareness with his touching ode “Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag”.

8.) The most popular move in Nicktoons Yoga is, of course, “Downward Doug”.

9.) As an mst3k fan, I await a Trump rally where Christie refers to himself as “taking care of the place while The Master is away.”

10.) Tomorrow I’m accepting an offer for two shows at the Rochester Fringe Arts Festival just gotta check my ATM for the deposit fee. Western NY, see you in Sept!