35 in idea barrages

1.) Yoga pants? Baby, I don’t know if I could pull off yogurt pants.

2.) Is there a joke about sloths being into the slow-food movement or is there no room in Zootopia for anything other than furry fan-service?

3.) I’ve reconsidered my DJ name. It is now DJ Greek Yogurt and, if asked, I will say it is because I am thick and delicious.

4.) Considering Trump’s terrible toupee, you gotta figure he also rocks a really unconvincing merkin. Expensive yet unconvincing.

5.) So in fan-fic it seems like Captain America serves the Archie role while Winter Soldier is Betty & Iron Man is totally Veronica.

6.) If you’re a longhaul bread trucker and your CB handle isn’t Yeastbound And Down, I don’t even know what to tell you.

7.) Next time you have custard, loudly proclaim that it is “Flantastic!” over and over until either they laugh or slap you.

8.) The Circus Industry was too big to fail, leading to the Ringling Brothers Barum and Bailout.

9.) I like to think Biggie faked his death and performs magic somewhere as The Mysterious B.I.G. Like a hiding in plain sight thing.

10.) I realized that Yanni was actually a hoax when I realized “his” name could also be pronounced “Yawny”. All was clear from there. I’M ONTO YOU, YAWNY!

11.) The massive bird sanctuary had egrets but in the context of its scale, then again, too few to mention.

12.) We’re in the 2nd Great Depression & the only reason is doesn’t look like it is economists overweighing the value of the rich getting richer.

13.) The coincidence that emojis can be pronounced “emo, jeeeeeeeeez” is not lost on me.

14.) Needlessly serializing adaptations over several movies to squeeze out extra profits is sadly Hobbit-forming.

15.) Someone please pitch a sequel “People Vs OJ Vs Alien Vs Predator”. Start a whole OJ Cinematic Universe.

16.) They considered cloning Skywalker to bolster the rebellion but too many Lukes spoil the Hoth.

17.) The relatively recent rise of the porno parody film means we never got classic porno parodies like “Meat Me In St. Louis”.