33 in idea barrages

1.) L Ron Hubbard is Spanish for “The Ron Hubbard”.

2.) Let’s have a re-edit of the Suicide Squad trailer with the Young Ones’ metal parody band “Bad News” intentionally-terrible version of Bohemian Rhapsody.

3.) A picture of Christie with his fuhrer’s family captioned “Chicken And Drumpflings”.

4.) This nightmare set I was just flat-out slipping between alternate histories and the slightly different versions of my own life.

5.) Don’t drink terrible beer ironically, only drink terrible beer if that’s all you can afford and complain bitterly about it. Don’t be a goddamn poverty tourist.

6.) We wake up from our terrifying nightmares with serious case of dread head.

7.) “Rear admiral” is a quality double-entendre title but don’t sleep on “under sheriff” either, that one always makes me laugh.

8.) When Whoopi Goldberg was nominated for GHOST, Harrison Ford advised the Academy “Let the Whoopi win” and so it was.

9.) Ted-x quick pitch: Comedy is either taking two things that we think fit together and showing how they don’t or taking two thing that we think don’t fit together and showing how they do. Good comedy, anyway. It make the brain seize up for a moment to re-evaluate, it surprises us and we laugh. It is our soul hiccuping. It’s also where the cracks are made in our consciousness to let in new ideas. (Maybe use some of my comic poems as examples.)

10.) Medieval renovators often performed open-hearth surgery.

11.) That unfashionable spacesuit is certainly a cosmo-not.