228 in idea barrages

1.) One of our deep problems is our inability to tell the genuinely rebellious from those who just want to change who sits in the chairs.

2.) And then the most famous member of the LEGION of Superheroes was, of course, Dianeladd.

3.) If you’re considering voting for Trump because you can’t vote for any of the others, please, don’t vote. Stay home. Watch the television.

4.) The fact that tiny dinosaurs are not called “tinosaurs” is another failing of the English language.

5.) When you realize the ketchup is for the nuggets and the sweet and sour is for the fries is when you go from Bodhisattva to full Buddha,

6.) Object permanence is, on a cosmic scale, for suckers. Peekaboo and, before the universe even blinks, we’re gone.

7.) Contrary to the hypothesis stated in the theme song to HEY DUDE, “yay” is not the most confusing part of “yippie-kai-yai-yay.”

8.) A counter-meme where the Heatmister is sitting at his kitchen table, the room full of dogs, saying “This is fine.”