210 in idea barrages

1.) Reminder: our nation is so hopped up on hillbilly heroin, there was a Super Bowl ad for a pill that lets you poop when constipated from opiods.

2.) It’s a shame Disney is so litigious because “Mickey Mouse Gas Mask” is the best name for a punk band ever and also a real thing.

3.) FAKE FACT: the original Japanese title for Dr. Mario was “Mario, Pill Popper”.

4.) If you melt him down into Vanilla Water, the line becomes “if you got a problem, yo, I’m solvent”.

5.) If it was the Texas Chainsaw Manicure, it’d still be pretty bloody.

6.) I want Spider-Man to fight crime in Jamaica at some point, just so we can get the line “Gotta catch ‘em all, Parker mon.”

7.) The name “Marco Rubio” is short for his original designation “Mark-0 Robotic Undercoat BIOlogical-overmold”.

8.) The cat announces his presence in my room by sharpening his claws on the far corner of the bed’s box-frame. It’s his Thing.

9.) Never do something five times when you could do it once when it’s piled up enough to be worth doing. Work for work’s sake proves nothing.

10.) All great ideas came from the ability to goof off & think big thoughts. Society wants to overwork you so you won’t think up great changes.

11.) Please do a fan edit of Star Wars where the only difference is that Chewbacca is replaced by Big Bird in every scene.

12.) A parody of “Unskinny Bop” about Amazons called “One-Titty Bop”?