110 in idea barrages

1.) If Rey turns out to be Luke’s kid, does that mean when she was piloting the Falcon she was in Uncle Han’s Cabin?

2.) Yosemite Sam, at customs at the airport, saying “I do declare!” so many times that he pisses off the TSA and they mace him.

3.) Loved in early X-Files when Scully was all “There are no aliens, now I’m off to church where bread will become the flesh of an ancient man.”

4.) The most popular detective show in Utah is still reruns of MCMILLAN AND WIVES.

5.) Used to be if it was too good to be true, it meant it was a lie. Now if it’s too good to be true, it’s a craven attempt to go viral.

6.) No one owes you interaction. If they don’t want to interact, back off. Twitter is full of crazy people.

7.) Ever since he adopted the diaper fetish lifestyle 24/7, he felt like a changed man.

8.) I like how people think that my stretching on-stage before I’m announced is schtick & not that I have horrible back problems.

9.) I don’t “deserve” the Powerball, universe, but I’d do cooler things with it than most and I hope that counts for something.

10.) Whenever there is an issue of modernity, I like to say “it IS the ‘90s after all!”

11.) I count all the recasts within Back To The Future as in-continuity, like their messing with time causes their faces to change.

12.) If nothing else proves how stubborn I am, remember that I never tried to learn to play the guitar to get ladies into my life.