18 in idea barrages

1.) They’re rebooting “Moon Knight” AGAIN again? Marvel, baby, you gotta know when to let go. He ain’t happening.

2.) Hipsters only eat Normal Ranch Doritos from before it was Cool.

3.) If only Lucas did something COOL w/ the Special Editions like replacing Jabba with a giant adorable pug, the net would love him.

4.) How disappointing is it when someone says they’re gonna play “One” and then it’s the lame U2 one not Metallica or even Three Dog Night?

5.) Misheard “hot off the press” as “hot off depressed” and wondered… what the hell could that mean?

6.) Hipster Mercury was in retrograde before it was cool.

7.) Crushed-ice margaritas so cheap and so bad they could be legally called only “Lush Puppies”.

8.) I’m just saying “Peter and The Worf” would be an AMAZING song suite.