15 in idea barrages

1.) “Life Is A Highway” is a fun song but it’s probably hell to play it 230 gigs a year.

2.) Actually, Admiral Akbar was a lot like Luke, he himself rose from the station of simple oyster farmer.

3.) He’s powerful anywhere but at the foundry, there Iron Man’s really in his element.

4.) Subtweet about The Hunt For Red October. Get stupidly meta.

5.) Look, we’ve all been angry from hunger but you can say both words. You don’t need to make a new word. Saying words is quick as hell.

6.) The only social network devoted exclusively devoted to sending you poorly thought out Harry Potter memes, Snapechat.

7.) Success is rare but easy if you come to it by influence or luck. Failing with grace, though, that’s hard work all the way down.

8.) The dog came to do two things: try to pick fights with much larger dogs and eat human food. And he’s all outta human food.

9.) Winter, you magnificent bastard, I read your book. Now please go away.

10.) You know what would be a terrible mash-up of two celebrities? Toby Keith Hernandez.

11.) If I’m ever venerated as a saint, I don’t want no yellow halo, use like the outer edge of an Oreo to show my divinity.

12.) Science professors should have to wrestle in Periodic Tables, Jacob’s Ladders and Department Chairs matches.

13.) How disappointing will it be when some kid finds out his folks met on Weird Twitter? “I was GrumpyHan, she was EDMLeia, it was inevitable.”