13 in idea barrages

1.) Online frustration leads to furrowed browsers.

2.) If only Roddy Piper was still alive, I could tell him to rap under the name “Ghostface Kilter”. It would’a been rad.

3.) Sometimes you gotta squeeze out that ego like the blackhead on the side of your nose that it is. Bruising may occur.

4.) Sewer leadership is determined by a series of run-off elections.

5.) A parody of that country song “Blue on Black” about muons or gluons would probably be mutually demographically incomprehensible.

6.) Twitter is basically those naughty cocktail napkins in the 60s except the napkin writers probably got paid at least something.

7.) A half-way good dream last night, anyway, a date where a lady and I flirted by not letting each other win at Dr. Mario.

8.) Sympathy is easy & doesn’t last long. Empathy endures but it takes reaching down into uncomfortable places most people refuse to go.

9.) I guess when us manchildren are old and forgetful, we’ll be able to tell the year of our photos by the design of the Stormtrooper helmets.

10.) I had no idea that Lido Shuffle was by Boz Scaggs. I really thought it was a Billy Joel song.