1228 in idea barrages

1.) The difference between the exceptional and the plain ol’ exceptions is subtle and will be at best born out over time, if at all.

2.) Dear England, please stop pretending to pronounce “Zebra” like “Deborah”. No one would actually do that, you’re not fooling us.

3.) The porno parody boom came decades too late, of course, for the million dollar parody title “Anus And Andy”.

4.) We all have our own paths to kindness and peace, seven billion people, seven billion different ways.

5.) Train talking birds to say “The treasure is buried at…“

6.) Often the same people who say “I’m sick of seeing baby pictures!” are the same people who remind us they run every three femtoseconds.

7.) If you like Hadron colliders/and watching particles smash/if you know they don’t make black holes/or nuke us all into ash…

8.) When he inevitably turns to the light side, will emo Kylo Ren become redeemo Kylo Ren?

9.) All Dr. Julian Bashir wanted to do on his off-nights was Netflix and Trill.

10.) She told her she loves her like a sister just as she was helping fix her car. She got Autozoned.

11.) I’d never considered how much the “Yes and…” rule is shared by improv comedy and D&D-type games.

12.) Imagining two gerbils running around in BB-8 at all times really helps the Star Wars experience.

13.) Joining a frat is one of the leading causes of brotism.

14.) Words are important, words hurt, please call the guitarist John Lee Prostitute.

15.) What’s the portmanteau for the Poe/Finn ship? Poenn?