1227 in idea barrages

1.) Open up a pro-wrestling themed restaurant called Grapplebees.

2.) Dog knocked over the tree. Isn’t it supposed to be the cats that do that?

3.) Put creative effort into decorating your front lawn, don’t take gnome for an answer.

4.) Nothing says “Saturday after a Friday Christmas afternoon” more than giving up and showing random British soccer, huh, NBC?

5.) Tell people that posting their exercise results to social media is health-shaming. See how they react. It’s fun!

6.) Do the angriest cover of 4‘33 ever. Call your band “Cage Against The Machine”.

7.) Star Wars Sensodyne Toothpaste, for teeth that are Force-sensitive.

8.) Uber is the height of white privilege. “I need a ride somewhere, I’ll boopboop my phone and a peasant with no benefits will be forthwith.”

9.) An app called Serfr. Every time you interface with the “gig economy” it reminds you you’re helping us revert to lords & serfs.

10.) All people who play the Joker now have to pretend that they went crazy while getting into the role, I guess. Lame.

11.) Bizarro-Santa hella yellin’ OH OH OH!

12.) Kylo Ren, smoking an e-cigarette, internally referring to himself as “Darth Vaper” and thinking it’s clever.

13.) More than anything, Donald Trump is the living breathing walking avatar of clickbait. He is clickbait given flesh and form.

14.) My favourite RPG about decorating flagpoles and rooftops is definitely Finial Fantasy 3.