1219 in idea barrages

1.) If you ever become a youtube star, I only ask that your recurring first line in every video is “Catchphrase, everybody!”

2.) MRA and MRSA are only one letter apart. There are no coincidences.

3.) Nanobots can really get on your nerves.

4.) If the Sound of Music ever gets a following again, “How Do You Solve The Problem, Diarrhea?” will be written in five seconds.

5.) If we weren’t supposed to always deflect compliments, why are “award” and “awkward” nearly the same word?

6.) If I was gonna write a story about a literary luminary being resurrected as a shambling monster, it’d definitely be Gertrudestein.

7.) I hope they join the Globetrotters in the next one: ALVIN AND THE CHIPDUNKS. That title is no less stupid than the others.

8.) Do not talk during the movie. DO NOT TALK DURING THE MOVIE. But heckle the hell out of the trailers and ads, yes, absolutely.

9.) Chewbacca tried to stay true to Mala, all those nights with Han on the Falcon, but that’s the way the Wookie crumbles.

10.) Yes, you can learn what America considers the true meaning of Christmas from Christmas specials, just pay attention to the ads.

11.) I sure hope that when fan-ficcers write their Chewbacca/Jabba The Hutt slash-fic, the portmanteau for it is “JabbaWookie”.

Last updated December 18, 2015