1217 in idea barrages

1.) Video game sound designers don’t use voice actors for injured grunts they just record the sounds of their first poop of the day.

2.) The more you give into the grammar and spellings of texting, the more you sound like Jar-Jar Binks. Think about it.

3.) Before Santa went gray, he was The Gingerbeard Man.

4.) I wanna help women reach equality. I don’t wanna be shackled to traditional masculinity. I’m a feminist.

5.) Nightmare last night involved time traveling to prevent a terrorist attack, only partially succeeding then having to survive the aftermath.

6.) Chris Christie burning out ruined a LOT of Jabba The Hate jokes we could’a made right about now.

7.) Did Bill CSI (I assume that’s his name) ever drop his sunglasses and refer to arson as a housewarming party?

8.) I’m waitin’ until Monday or Tuesday when the theatre ain’t full of screaming fanboys so I hope the Force has a snooze button.