Fuck Touchscreens. in The Napkin.

I almost want to relearn Dvorak to affirm how much I despise touchscreens.

Don’t get me wrong, touchscreens have their place. It’s a useful technology. But uh, I text with my nails. And I type with all ten fingers without looking at the fucking keyboard. I think it’s because touchscreens cost most. Sell a consumer an efficient, reliable product?

Fuck that.

Sell them something unreliable, harder to use, and costs more. It’s about the fucking benjamins.

Ugh.

Even my blackberry has a touchscreen. I appreciate (the touchscreen) for what it is, but man, I adore the qwerty keyboard.

And fucking computers? I’ve built my last two rigs. I can’t fathom doing anything on a touchscreen. I can type over 100 wpm on a good day. And I’m not the kind of person who could get by with integrated graphics. You can’t play Everquest two on your fucking tablet.

It really isn’t a punchline that I wrote this entry on my phone. Because my blackberry has a fucking physical qwerty.