1216 in idea barrages

1.) You don’t have to download the Star Wars Holiday Special, just reconstruct it from the clips in 50,000 reviews of it on youtube.

2.) Defending yourself with a miasma of dirty jokes, a sort of bawdy armour.

3.) When all the other fortune tellers are doing it, that’s seer pressure.

4.) Fake Star Wars Spoiler: Luke wakes up in a farmhouse to discover this was all a dream. Chewbacca had been inspired by an alpaca.

5.) facebook: instead of a lightsabre, edit one of those cherry unicorn pops they sold at Enchanted Forest when I was a kid into my pic.

6.) Oh boy, a Twitter analytics link that begs you to pay to promote just like on a facebook group. Another thing to be sickened by.

7.) Yes, I’m singing along to Genesis’ Carpet Crawlers with the words “The Thing is Ben Grimm, let him ouuuuuuuuut”. Of course I am.

8.) Let’s convince some idiot on CNN that there’s a new street drug, hot with the kids, that they call “Crystal Pepsi”.

9.) In case of ninja shortage, Fedex can fill in, with their ability to appear then disappear like they were never there.

10.) The Rebellion’s greatest painter can finish a gesso run in less than twelve parsecs.

11.) How has there not been a video for “Bulls On Parade” about a parade of thousands of Bull Shannon from Night Court yet, youtube?

12.) People clamoring for the endless repetition of the same basic fight, over and over again. GOP Debate or Star Wars Fanboys?

13.) Whenever anyone uses the shortening “bf” for their boyfriend, I read it in my head as “Biff” & I imagine they date Biff Tannen.

14.) In my dreams, there is a museum of the paranormal in Little Falls Canal Place and it is up to Sinister Things.