1213 in idea barrages

1.) No matter how good or bad my waking life has been & it has been awful & it has been amazing my dreams have always been far worse. Dunno why.

2.) Writing is 1% the work and 99% trying to convince yourself you don’t just like your work because you made it yourself.

3.) The same in my love life as in Star Wars, faint optimism framed by low expectations because this has broken my heart before.

4.) My hair has been graying in my dreams, lately, even though I am 36 and don’t have a gray hair on my head yet.

5.) Tommy Wiseau is the crappiest Highlander.

6.) We say we want presidential candidates to tell truths then the first big thing we make them do is pretend Iowa isn’t terrible.

7.) In “Loser” instead of “soy un peredor” I originally heard “sodium pentathol”. Like he’d been truth serumed and had to admit it.

8.) I’m so bad at accepting compliments maybe I should be even more of a jerk to eliminate my fear they’re just being nice because they like me.

9.) Radio DJ called common decency “politically correct” so we know not only is he human garbage, he’s human garbage living in 1994.

10.) Someone left only resin in the bowl, they were going to have to find a scrapegoat.

11.) In five years, someone will do an ironic early 2010s version of the Christmas Carol and Ebenezer’s old partner will be “Shacklemore”.

12.) A cooking show hosted by a giant telepathic gorilla monster called “Grod Eats”.

13.) Haven’t seen each other in 2 weeks, drove 90 minutes to pick her up, first words outta her mouth: “pull down your shirt I can see your gut”.

14.) We could get a bunch of pictures of people floating on their stomachs and convince CNN it’s the new “waterplanking” fad.

15.) No fan of violence but for a no-holds barred cage match btwn Frank Sinatra Jr & Hank Williams The Third I’d make an exception.