129 in idea barrages

1.) When I REALLY like the first draft of a poem it scares me because then it’s 50/50 if it’s good or actually really really bad.

2.) Trying to remind myself I am pretty rad I do some pretty rad things but in this limited place in life right now, I’m not of my full utility.

3.) I’d be a really positive thinking doctor, I wouldn’t tell you you’re finally cured of mono, I’d say you’ve got stereo!

4.) Dress up like Thor and operate a rickshaw. Advertise yourself as a Norse-drawn carriage. All the money.

5.) If you actually suffer damage to your hand from masturbating too much, I hope they call it Carnal Tunnel Syndrome.

6.) I always mix up the food stuff adobo with Abobo, the character from the Double Dragon video games.

7.) Beard braids and bread braids are both hipster things so I guess I’m predicting beard bread will be huge in Williamsburg next.

8.) I wonder how many digital cameras shoved into the frame of original NES controllers there are on Etsy. A billion? TEN billion?