124 in idea barrages

1.) INT is knowing Frankenstein wasn’t the monster. WIS is knowing the doctor was the monster. CHA is avoiding this reference entirely.

2.) The Christmas season is a scary story pine trees tell their children so they won’t rebel and listen to, I dunno, tree hip hop music.

3.) Nice of them to release a hilarious joke trailer to Batman Vs Superman to lighten the national mood but where’s the real one?

4.) “So how should I play Lex?” “Remember Jim Carrey’s Riddler?” “Yeah…“ “Like that but without all that artsy nuance.”

5.) A Ghostbusters jumpsuit does not allow you to refer to your genitals as your “protein pack”.

6.) “Look how confidently he can wear a bad haircut,” she whispered, “his Macklechlorians must be off the scale.”

7.) If I owned a parmesan concern, I would ladle out great helpings of “Seasons Gratings” advertisements every December.

8.) I really thought that before the “Netflix and Chill” meme ended someone was gonna get Arnold to say it as Mr. Freeze.