1111 in idea barrages

1.) The backing percussion in “All Right Now” always makes me think I left my turn signal on.

2.) 107% Completion Mash-Up: The Eagles “In The Long Run” vs Hyakugojyuuichi!!

3.) “Deep carry ambidextrous thumb-stud with aggressive jimping” could either be an ad for a prepper knife or a kinky personal ad.

4.) We express our love thru worry for each other. It’s imperfect but it’s better than money or food as the expression I’m guessin’.

5.) It’s about being married to a hip-hop star. It’s called TIL DEF DO US PART. It’s… pretty terrible.

6.) Can’t read about the NY Attorney General without internally singing “Schneiderman, Schneiderman, does what a Schneider can”.

7.) Top a cupcake with Sno-Caps. Refer to it as a “stud muffin”. Stare intently at people when they refuse to acknowledge the joke.

8.) The centaur was clipped by a VW crossing the road but luckily the ambulance got to him fast and he’s now in stable condition.

Last updated November 11, 2015