116 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re gonna be a life coach, you better be wearing an old timey flannel baseball uniform. Probably smoking a cigar.

2.) An upscale brand of beef stews called Dainty Moore.

3.) What’s a werewolf’s favourite step in making gravy? A-roux.

4.) username: dangerzone/password: imalright are Kenny’s logins.

5.) Streets named after people long forgotten with their deeds, the only memory remaining the streets themselves.

6.) They made love like wild primates, just a one-night stand, two chimps passing in the night.

7.) If Santa Claus were real, the inevitable leak of lists and letters by Anonymous would be the best thing ever.

8.) we’re learnin to fry/McDonalds things/might be fries/might be wings/we’re learnin to fry/in our hometowns/7 bucks/to heat hashbrowns