921 in idea barrages

1.) I definitely remember the locations of the hidden heart containers in original Zelda faster than my own social security number.

2.) Squealin’ on your dealer in your sleep is called narclepsy.

3.) A line of silk teddies with, like, ALF or the Saved By The Bel cast on them called Lingereighties.

4.) Can’t prove it but I suspect there’s more than one Beatles cover band that’s been together longer than the actual Beatles were.

5.) I’m a big fan of pretending I think Richard Dawkins was one of the hosts of Family Feud.

6.) RESOLVED: Portlandia needs to do a skit about a tofurky stand at a comic book show in Portland.

7.) Oughta write a poem of gibberish but w/ my standard cadence & structure. Each stanza starting “Argle Bargle” & ending “ARGLE BARGLE!”

8.) We toppled the kingdom of Cheese and we didn’t expect the ethnic Curds to try and separate in the aftermath? No whey.

9.) At least facebook has taught us that when the machines rise they won’t nuke us, they’ll just try to sell us knock-off sunglasses & sneakers.

10.) We are just concentrated metaphors, we are just segregated metaphors, we are just consecrated metaphors.

11.) A drawing of a cartoon shark coloured yellow labeled “Jabberjaundice”.

12.) Politicians hiding every type and grade of sin behind fervent claims of the old-time religion ‘til it blows over, it’s their karma combover.