919 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 18, 2015, 10:23 p.m.
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1.) Here’s a sad thing to think about: teenagers today would think the title of the film SFW stands for “Safe For Work”.

2.) Time travelers unionized and now can only be fired with just causality.

3.) A Home Alone sequel where an adult Kevin is shown to be a broken man due to his childhood abandonings, directed by Wes Anderson.

4.) Dungeons and Dragons oughta troll right-wing conspiracy theorists by introducing a +5 Jade Helm.

5.) Little Falls NY had just under 5,000 people in the 2010 Census but has 5 pizza joints just on Main Street. Pizza density record?

6.) I have the sneaking suspicion that the old “House of Cosbys” cartoons would no longer be funny, knowing what we know now.

7.) Random Nerd Memory: Remember back when Wizard magazine kept trying to make Valiant Comics A Thing and it never worked?

8.) Terrible film executives are just waiting for the found stock footage movie to be invented.

9.) The writing of a book ends when someone else tells you its done. Preferably someone handing you money.

10.) I like how Back To The Future 2 predicted news drones but made the mistake of thinking newspapers would still be relevant.

11.) Step 1: Make a swing revival costume out of wood. Step 2: Start singing about a Groot Suit Riot. Step 3: ??? Step 4: PROFIT.


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