914 in idea barrages

1.) Steamrollers are the sincerest form of flattening.

2.) Start a rumour that Syracuse’s football team is bad because of a curse & the only way to lift it is to forgive my student loans.

3.) Youtube knife guy having his girlfriend baton through a log to get some boob jiggle into his show? Internet, you never fail to disappoint.

4.) This Thanksgiving, turn to your right and whisper “Pumpkin Spice pie? WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPSTERS.”

5.) Oscars are the Super Bowl. All other awards are the Beef O’Brady Bowl, watched only by those w/ a rooting interest or degenerate gamblers.

6.) How has one of the pot-legal states not generated a “My Drunk Kitchen” ripoff channel yet? “My Dank Kitchen” or whatever.

7.) Wind Cries Mary parody about the Stooge Larry Fine?

8.) It’s a cult of perspicacity, cult of perspicacity, cult of perspicacity…

9.) We could have one shared holiday for all wedding anniversaries, like Mothers or Fathers Day. We could call it Codependence Day.