97 in idea barrages

1.) All these ads about cell plans with high-speed data and none of them have Brent Spiner running in them. Lost opportunity.

2.) So I forgot how Beard + Poppyseed Bagel = endless poppyseeds in beard.

3.) “Rolling In The Meep” could be a parody about the Road Runner, could be about the Muppet Beaker, it’s a Swiss Army Knife idea.

4.) Of course, as we get closer to the ACTUAL Back To The Future 2 date, no one makes memes of the real thing. Were only fakes fun?

5.) Your next band will be called “Mike Patton Oswalt”.

6.) Just an endless loop of the Wu-Tang logo morphing into the Batman logo and back again. That’s what we need as a nation.

7.) When in Jersey, claim you love Springsteen then name a bunch of Mellancamp songs. Repeat with Bon Jovi and Warrant.

8.) Why are none of these extreme-foodie shows called “The Gastronauts”?