826 in idea barrages

1.) In the sequel, ironic hipsters join the remote viewing community in THE MEN THAT STARE AT GOBOTS.

2.) As a culture we reserve more pity and forgiveness for the misdeeds flaws and complexities of fictional characters than we do real people.

3.) Saffron was the original posh spice.

4.) Really, though, if the only rule of improv were “no and…” it might be even more fun.

5.) Install great graffiti artists as ambassadors. Use diplomatic immunity to cover the capitals of the world in boss art.

6.) You down with OTC? USE AS DIRECTED! You down with OTC? USE AS DIRECTED!

7.) Of course now the NRA will say “arm all reporters!” Because they don’t even represent gun owners. They represent gun SELLERS.

8.) If you dressed exactly like Mr. T today in Brooklyn, no one would know it, you’d just be another hipster. We forget our history.

9.) If you marry a pirate and you want to him to be true, you have to keep him barefoot and peglegged.