825 in idea barrages

1.) Don’t gloat until it’s over. Assume negative outcome until outcome is certain. Anything else is a jinx.

2.) My glow in the dark skeleton playing a guitar shirt is finally deceased. Pour a 40 for it, won’t you?

3.) You know you’re getting older when you look at Nurse Ratched in CUCKOO’S NEST and you think “…sure.”

4.) China buys millions and millions of tickets to terrible American blockbuster films just to mess with us.

5.) The world is still full of people who don’t understand that the Beastie Boys FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY was satire.

6.) Your rap name is Tupac Chopra.

7.) Know the difference between “having what it takes” and “having what they want to take from you”.

8.) Even if you believe in reincarnation you must agree Dr. Oz’s MEDICAL ADVICE SHOW shouldn’t do an episode on past-life regression.