820 in idea barrages

1.) Try to convince people you think that women’s fancy shoes are called “strap-ons”.

2.) Some kind of hell-fusion of Huell Howser and Rutger Hauer, rising up to save the day.

3.) When I was a little kid, I am told I referred to the mall pet stores as “Doggie Jail”.

4.) Is a GREY GARDENS parody JUST the most pretentious thing ever or is it ALSO decades past any kind of relevance?

5.) Ten or fifteen years down the road, I’m hoping for Drone Hunting licensing.

6.) It’s a parable about a man who has his life taken from him by overpriced hipster grocery needs. His name was Trader Job.

7.) A super-criminal demands a brilliant therapist help him w/ his food addiction & won’t move until he does in “What About Blob?”.

8.) Sing to the NPC shopkeeper. “Stop hagglin’ my… stop hagglin’ my… stop hagglin’ my bard around…“