811 in idea barrages

1.) JK Rowling really missed out on licensing a line of Longbottom mom jeans.

2.) There’s nothing more beautiful than the look of someone looking at you like they think you’re cute. Nothing.

3.) One of the fun things about conspiracy radio is when a religious extremist comes on and makes the UFO nuts sound sane.

4.) My mutant power is the ability to listen to “In The Air Tonight” without lapsing into air drums.

5.) The Greco-Roman gods are largely no longer worshiped but many did receive a constellation prize.

6.) Doin’ keg stands against a palm tree is one of the many points of interest at the Broasis.

7.) A terrible Muppet marketing tie-in would be Gonzo’s Chicken Fingers.

8.) I may be the youngest person on Earth to have spent significant time wondering why Quisp is so fondly remembered but not Quake.

9.) You can only make mawkish statues to your own overblown self-pity in it, it’s maudlin clay.