87 in idea barrages

1.) The idea that being non-bigoted and respectful to others is a political correctness that need be discarded makes me sick to my stomach.

2.) The king of the gods, he is not forgotten… this is the story of Johnny Wotan… Johnny Wotan… Wotan Johnny…

3.) You were supposed to be the fastest mohel in town, man, c’mon, chop chop.

4.) When making lasagna for the yacht club, one uses only regatta cheese.

5.) I like wearing my hair long because it says “it would be stupid to be a creature of violence with this hair”. Also, it’s handsome. As hell.

6.) A death sentence for the Colorado shooter would’ve just added a profoundly mentally ill person to the list of the murdered.

7.) If only there was a theme park in Burbank, they could call their Halloween nights promotion “Boo-Bank” and clean the hell up.

8.) I wouldn’t want to WATCH a movie called “Thomas The Spank Engine” but I’d be happy to know it existed.

9.) Awesome dudes like me exist but we’re like scratch tickets. To find a winner, you probably hafta rub off a lot of garbage first.