traveling barrage 2 in idea barrages

1.) Youtube pixelating and stuttering accidentally replicates the old feeling of watching a dub of a dub of a dub from the old days.

2.) The pictures on toyboxes of kids playing with the product when we were kids, except with us weird old man-children on them.

3.) Teenagers starting at their shoes and singing about how sad they are by gaslight is called Steamo.

4.) Self-aware thrash is heavy meta.

5.) Part of the problem is society reveling in an idea that the end is soon and this culture of pre-apocalypse sets off the crazies.

6.) They could do, like, a Smallville thing for the Crow cast and call it “That’s So Draven”.

7.) When we’re long gone & the dogs & the cats evolve to the point where they recover our internet, they are gonna be SO offended.

8.) “Lizard men will only serve a human master out of fear or religious awe” - D&D guide my brother got at a thrift store for bathroom reading

9.) The internet: flipping through pictures of beautiful women thinking “why aren’t we a thing?” remembering “right, because my life is a mess”.